January 2012
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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No one get pregnant tonight. Please.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Last wank/circle jerk of 2011
Who’s in?
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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zombies-ate-my-boyfriend: i find it insulting when people say, “congrats” when you get a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/however you’d like to label it. it’s like, damn, am i that replusive you didn’t think i could get one, so it’s an amazement when i finally do? even though i haven’t had a boyfriend since i was 15. THIS
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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geeisthesex: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in THIS
Dec 30th
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Ball so deep right up in Harry Potter. But first I welcome back Kotter
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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quixotic-exotic asked: YOU'RE GETTING THE JACKET!? That thing gives me a metaphorical hard-on! Awesome, sir. Awesome.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Rooney Mara as Lisbeth
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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The awkward moment when Dragon Tattoo’s title sequence is exactly like a Bond film’s.
Dec 28th
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Lisbeth Salander telling the policeman that she...
GPOY
Dec 28th
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“CAT!!!”
– James Bond
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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So...
Yesterday, as I was walking in my neighborhood to the closest Domino’s… I was cut off by a certain comedian in his black car, with his black shades, and his black shirt… and his orange hair. Louis CK cut me off as I was crossing the street. u dick. I paid $5 for your awesomely hilarious special.. and that’s how you treat me? I’m only kidding. But how did I know it was...
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
jacksmind: Bring it.
Dec 26th
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There's something I really wanted for Christmas......
You know how there’s something that’s too much to ask for. This is something that’s too much to ask for.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Happy Christmas to all!
There was a stabbing and shooting in my neighborhood last night. An NYPD helicopter was over my building for a good hour or so. Someone isn’t having a merry Christmas.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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