January 2012
December 2011
No one get pregnant tonight. Please.
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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Last wank/circle jerk of 2011
Who’s in?
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zombies-ate-my-boyfriend:
i find it insulting when people say, “congrats” when you get a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/however you’d like to label it. it’s like, damn, am i that replusive you didn’t think i could get one, so it’s an amazement when i finally do? even though i haven’t had a boyfriend since i was 15.
THIS
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geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
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Ball so deep right up in Harry Potter.
But first I welcome back Kotter
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quixotic-exotic asked: YOU'RE GETTING THE JACKET!? That thing gives me a metaphorical hard-on! Awesome, sir. Awesome.
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Rooney Mara as Lisbeth
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
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The awkward moment when Dragon Tattoo’s title sequence is exactly like a Bond film’s.
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Lisbeth Salander telling the policeman that she...
GPOY
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CAT!!!
– James Bond
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So...
Yesterday, as I was walking in my neighborhood to the closest Domino’s… I was cut off by a certain comedian in his black car, with his black shades, and his black shirt… and his orange hair. Louis CK cut me off as I was crossing the street. u dick. I paid $5 for your awesomely hilarious special.. and that’s how you treat me? I’m only kidding. But how did I know it was...
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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
jacksmind:
Bring it.
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There's something I really wanted for Christmas......
You know how there’s something that’s too much to ask for. This is something that’s too much to ask for.
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Happy Christmas to all!
There was a stabbing and shooting in my neighborhood last night. An NYPD helicopter was over my building for a good hour or so. Someone isn’t having a merry Christmas.
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