No It's Roman vs. The Universe: Archive

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weighingandwanting: y0ur-m0m-call3d: omfg WHAT. EVEN. I literally yelled. what a dick

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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...

gabydunn: Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy. Last night, I was...

Feb 27th

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Almost an hour ago, shots were fired in the LES. Since the NYPD hasn’t beaten their record response time of 2-5 minutes to the scene of a crime, us folk down here have to hear this FUCKING helicopter for a good hour or so.

Feb 27th

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life. love. and the pursuit of kittens.: Do you... →

barbiehighheels: I’m about to ruin your whole fucking night. I have this friend, Elsa. Okay, so we’re friends in the loosest sense of the word. We were closer, but we’ve been drifting, and I’ve let it happen because she was never the type of person I wanted to stay connected with anyway,…

Feb 27th

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“If you’re a black man, you could play a donkey or a zebra.”

– Chris Rock (via herheartsapocalypse)

Feb 27th

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Tony! Stop yelling at Pepper Potts!

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thedailywhat: Oscars: Here’s Sacha Baron Cohen leaving his mark on the Oscars red carpet by dressing up as The Dictator and spilling Kim Jong-il’s ashes all over Ryan Seacrest’s tux (ffwd to 1:03). [mediaite.] Hahhahahahhahahahah the fucking bald ass security guards. Ryan, it’s just a suit and a joke. Take it easy man.

Feb 27th

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“You can beat the shit out of a nominee and they’ll ask you to perform...”

– Seth Rogen

Feb 26th

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daphneemarie: I’ve never felt as shitty as I do now.

Feb 26th

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maggiekealy: gloomy-teen: sit your whore ass down omg Holy shit @ all the notes/reblogs defending her. I would have gone crazy if she kept on walking in circles with her high heels clacking on the train. Clack clack clackity clack. And circles. Now watch me get berated all because I had a problem with her walking in circles in her high heels making that noise… all because I have a...

Feb 24th

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