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stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via b8in4satan)

kwmurphy:

lastowka:

I believe that I have once and for all solved the mystery of what is in the mysterious briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

Clearly, my friend and cowriter Conor has unmasked a deep conspiracy.

(via paulftompkins)

hermionestolemyshit:

This is fucking glorious.

(Source: ilovebabygirlliyah, via kimmi-page)

popculturebrain:

Bad Robot & DC’s social media war has given us our first (new) look at the Millennium Falcon 

pussylipgloss:

sickomobb:

don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords

sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste
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pussylipgloss:

sickomobb:

don’t mind my doc marten suede grey goat hair oxfords

sorry some of my beard wax for my curly muscle man mustache is sliding down into my mouth its ok its made from real honey comb wax i dont even mind the taste

(Source: sergeantd, via b8in4satan)

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when a motherfucker touches you

(Source: iguanamouth, via sweetshambles)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

Holy fuck I literally just said this about my school.

(via baby-natalie)

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

*insert Captain America “I understood the reference” gif here*

(via crimson--red)

waveandersson:

…This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, it’d be confiscated and taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slope’s gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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waveandersson:

…This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch, it’d be confiscated and taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slope’s gonna put their greasy, yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it in one place he knew he could hide something - his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He give me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you.

"The iPhone people are going to be there when the bomb goes off, when the house burns down, when the assassination goes down," says Bennett. "They’re going to crush that market, and there's nothing I can do about it."

hardnipplesforever:

"Photographers need to figure out what exactly separates them from pedestrians with nice cameras," says Channing Johnson, a photojournalist who spent time at Michigan’s Midland Daily News and Vermont’s Valley News before deciding to become a full-time wedding photographer. “If what makes a photographer better isn’t clear, then I don’t think photographer jobs should be preserved just because they have up until this point. People thought the profession of photography was threatened when autofocus was introduced, but photographers who lasted proved that knowing the technical elements of a camera was the least important part of their value.”

Clearing out my old likes and this all became true. Everything is being documented on smart phones.

(Source: claytoncubitt)

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